Walton Hotel (SRO)

Not the worst SRO but still an SRO

...all I can say it doesn't feel like home...feels like a trap in a trap house full of trap houses...n nothing is stirring not even a mouse...but there are rats on every floor ..they usually the ones with the big nose sniffin around where they shouldn't be sniffing...wit their ruby necks and their curious George attitudes But humblin says cookie monster as he cooks his cookie dough with a lighter and a spoon in the dark SRO on top floor in the back with s view of the alley as he smiles at yah and his eyes roll all over in every direction as he looks at you and your friend at opposite sides of the room...Snuffleluffagus walks in eyes half shut...where's Bird? That big yellow kiniving liar owes me money...and someone tells back, big birds HIV is progressed to full blown AIDS he in the hospital dying...and looks out at the view of the alley and sees Oscar the Grouch rummaging through the Smith Ryte ...

Redesigned with you in mind. This wonderful mystical place was redesigned by the finest architects to simplify the style and exquisiteness with it's charm and beauty. Boasting a luxurious entrance which plays host to a myriad of wild birds and wildlife, there is a creek which flows the finest red wine - directly piped in from the finest wineries in Southern California and around the World. Spacious rooms. satin sheets, first class top-notch service and the essence which comes from being in your own little palace. A quaint secluded getaway nestled in the woods, overlooking the soft sandy beaches of the BC Coast, this is an alluring little spot for that romantic getaway. With 12 distinct 5-star restaurants, 4 swimming pools, 3 casinos and 6 sports/entertainment complex venues - when you want to live it up,. this is the spot to do it. Big name entertainers come here to get away - and to enjoy the comforts and quality experience that everybody wishes to have. Magic shows, concerts, boxing events, art classes and special cooking classes with well known celebrity chefs - where you can partake in cooking for the guests and maybe even having your own cooking show televised. Yes, this is one of the finest and most quaint comfortable little places you will ever go to - and the price is just right too. Our lobster dinner was served with Beluga Caviar and 2 bottles of Dom Perrignon champagne - compliments of the house. As we sat waiting for our absolutely delicious meal, a pianist played in the distance to amplify the mood and bring comfort to those in need of rest. later that evening, an orchestra brightened up the dinner and the violinists walked around our tables, serenading us. Romance filled the air and I felt so at ease with all my tensions gone. Later on, the massage attendants gave us the most enjoyable rubdown and ensured that our stay would be one which we will look forward to and definitely want to come again in the very near future. Safe secure parking and concierge service - as well as the lush gardens that surround the establishment bring you back to a more simpler time - where the hustle and bustle and the crazy world gets left behind - and you can savor every cherished moment of the Walton Hotel as if you were the President of a country or a well paid sports figure. Make your next choice for adventure, comfort and luxury - the Walton Hotel - and live the life you only dreamed about.