Big Mort's Little Pub

Love this place. Great service nice outdoor patio and yummy pub food. The pizza is unique with lots of toppings and top notch. Good bang for your buck.

There for darts...friendly staff...food looked good and hot...patio full with patrons.

Small place. Small menu. But the pizza was tasty and the service friendly.

Note: I don't post reviews often, so take this is as something I was pretty fired up about. ------ I was on my way home after work, and wanted to grab some food for my girlfriend and I. As I passed through Bell's Corners, I remembered that there was a local pub nearby which sold pizza. After years of thinking, "Hey, Mort's! Yeah that's one of the dive bars where I want to someday stop in with a few of my friends, grab some drinks, and have a good time at", I decided to take the plunge and see if food would be decent. Was craving pizza, and heard decent reviews about it, so decided, "let's do it!". First mistake... Let's get one thing out of the way about Mort's, and I mean this with all honesty and sincerity.. The Karen running the show/bar here, needs to go ASAP! As soon as I showed up to place an order, and she opened her mouth, I knew right away that this wasn't going to go over well. She was rude, inattentive, and seemed like she didn't have the time of day for anyone. Literally, one of the most unpleasant people I've ever had the misfortune of dealing with. She even had the nerve to be berate customers who tried to enter the bar to use the washroom. Absolutely baffled. If Jon Taffer saw this old maid treating people the way she was, he would've had a sh!t fit and she'd be gone with the quickness. With that said... I tried to brush it off, hoping that the previous reviews regarding the pizza would make this a better experience. Second mistake.. Honestly, it was nothing special. Just your typical "two for one" chain-style pizza. Bland sauce and tasteless crust. For the price of the pizza and dipping sauce ($30+), I was amazed how they've gotten away for so long for charging an arm and a leg for it. Anyway, as mentioned from the jump, I don't post reviews often. I figured though that I should let others know that they should avoid this place at all costs. Not worth the disappointment.

We love the subs here. This is a little hidden gem of a place... because...it used to be Fat Albert's some years ago. Now if you ask for it, then you can get the old Sub menu, and they make them friggin awesome, and they taste exactly the way they did 20 years ago when food was good. They also still give the deal, buy three get one free deal, so that's pretty nice. Keep up the great work.

Pizza is very tasty and they've got styrofoam plates so you wont have to wash dishes if you dont pay

What more could you really ask for or want in a little Pub.. this place has it all.. Great food, great staff, and it feels like home when you walk in.. they have great pizza to.. do not be shy to walk into this little spot.. it's a great place with super friendly people.

Well, I can't hold the brutal temperature outside against them, so instead I'll praise them for remaining open and providing some heaters so that we could at least try to enjoy a beer somewhere other than home. Sorry to say, I made a mess of the patio table we were at by spilling our two beers 3 times in rapid succession (I kicked the table trying to take a picture, and knocked them down faster than I could pick them up.. lol). So the "review" part of this is that everyone there at least had a sense of humor about everything. Sorry for the frozen beer everywhere, but we made a little memory. :)